Teen Titans BLOW!
Remember the Teen Titans! show? I do and it was great! The show gave us a look at a younger generation of super heroes. Instead of Batman or Superman, we got to see the rise of heroes like Robin, Raven, or Beast Boy. The show wrote a new mythos to the Teen Titans! franchise and was well written and the acting was excellent and it was a huge hit! Which makes Teen Titans Go! a huge disappointment. The show supposedly takes place in the same time and place as the original show, but completely ignores the original show entirely! To make matters worse the show has brought on a combination of gross out comedy and needles character alterations, ruining the the characters and their mythos.
I have just watched the latest episode of Teen Titans Go! and It's HORRIBLE!! The episode featured Robin without his mask and a "WTF!?" segment with vegetables brainwashing everyone except Beast Boy!!!
The part with the mask was the worst!! Robin makes a big deal about losing his mask and the the Titans want to know what's under it. What, they haven't figured out he's Dick Grayson? They go through this long and boring routine of trying to unmask Robin only to fail miserably. Robin even insults the original show with fake flashback to Teen Titans! with some phoney excuse that he removed his mask for the "original Titans" and destroyed them!! That's sacrilege right there!! When he finally removes his mask we are greeted wit- OMG!!! They gave him the face of Chris O'Donnell and added Bruce Campbell's chin!! AAUUGH!! The Titans go gaga over his face, some random alien woman shows up there is a pointless battle, and Robin destroys her. The end of the episode reveals that the face is a mask itself! And the twist is that his left eye socket is inhabited by a little parasitic conjoined TWIN!!!
You can't be this stupid show... Y-you can't! I hate to borrow from one of the worst movies of all time but, take it Batman and Robin
!!George Clooney: "This why Superman works alone!"
YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID SHOW?! You see what you did!? YOU MADE BATMAN AND ROBIN RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING!!! THAT'S HOW BAD YOU'VE GOTTEN!!
The Joker:"And they say I'm
THIS SHOW SUCKS!!! NO! Wait "sucks" to good a word! I wish that I could destroy it utterly! Make it disappear! Make it-
Wait what th-?
All characters be long to DC